BloodRayne

...only kidding. I'm not actually going to sit down and watch this crap.

Rating: U (Automatic U because it's Uwe Boll. If anyone wishes to dispute my rating I will don the Malcom in 'Clockwork Orange' gear and try to sit through it and give more detailed assessment, but you better make a bloody convincing argument for it. Don't go trying to appeal to my ego either, I'm not that fucking dumb).